Lady M.
posted by A at 4:55 AM
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
About Me
- Name: A
- Location: Smyrna, Tennessee, United States
I was raised by Buddhist monks in the Himalayas. My favorite monk was named Damu. I learned so much from him. He always knew the best places to pick up chicks. All the other monks secretly envied him. I remember the day he told me the secret of life. We had been smoking hashish all day, and he got a look in his eyes I'd not seen before. "The secret to everything is Tofu!" he exclaimed. It made perfect sense to me. My life was forever changed. Who would have thought it? Damu was later killed by Kwi Chang Cain.
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